I believe there are 3 kinds of penises & they can all be compared to hot dogs.

Most dicks are the slim weiner jiglet dogs found in local grocery stores which is nice.

Maybe some are crazy big jumbo dogs that are fun rarely but they can get old quickly from being too much making you feel overstuffed & sick only if consumed too often.

But the best dog you will ever find is a fat quality juicy dog only sold where hot dogs are a big deal & professionally made & cooked by guys who know all the ways to set your cravings accordingly towards what a real hot dicky dog is meant to be like.

Also known as mine ;]